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Okay, I'm now back for a week and I want to go away again.... Is that really strange? No, I guess everybody has that feeling after a holiday. From holiday to back-to-normal-life(BtnL) again. And normal life gets me hard again. An empty fridge, loads of homework, cleaning. Where is mommy when you need her? Again, living on your own, it has its pro's and cons. This week it was a con, but that's just normal. And maybe I should also go to rehab, cause I really want to go shopping, but I don't have any money, only money to fill my fridge again and thats it, too bad for me.... So these last days were very very long and I need a good sleep to recover, to recover from the holiday and college :)

Somehow I always get the weirdest ideas when I'm having chocolate... And when my friends are around, we go all crazy! We just make up some wierd stories and go all wild with normal stuff lying around. A few days ago, there was a story about a nerd-bear and some kind of hippo. I don't know what happened anymore that much, (high on chocolate and apple juice) but now I have pictures of myself trying to be sexy with a hippo... Makes me remember those days with my brother, when we would be in the car, make up some stories and in the end we always ended up hitting eachother :) I guess that happens in every family. But back to the story.

Chocolate: enemy, friend or frenemy?? I guess frenemy, friendly when im a densel in need, but an enemy when i go and weigh myself. A girl thing?? No, definetly not, I know a boy who weighs himself everyday and seems a bit anorexic. It makes me want to stuff chocolate down to his stomach! Arrrrghhh, he is skinnier then me, not good. So to close this story, when you know you get "high" on chocolate and apple juice, don't have stuffed animals (especially hippo's) around!!

As a student, I live on my own. My own room, my own fridge, my own life. No mommy and daddy around anymore, nobody telling me what to do. Sometimes great, sometimes, errrrr, not so great.... Great things?? I can eat evrything with nobody telling me: That's not yours!! Bad thing: I have to buy my own food. But I have, like everyone, my little temptations. my temptations are chocolate (duh!!) and apple juice. I know, apple juice!! I can't stay away from it and I just have to drink it when it's in my fridge, every bottle of it. Ofcourse my brother tought me how to "drink-like-a-man". You need the following stuff: a fridge, something to drink and nobody around. 

 

Step 1: Open the fridge

Step 2: Take the bottle

Step 3: Leaf the fridge open

Step 4: Check if nobody is around

Step 5: Start drinking, not from a glass, but straight from the bottle

Step 6: When done drinking, close bottle, put it back in the fridge and close the fridge again

 

This is the manual, enjoy your drinking-like-a man-time!!